by E. Mersev 1. Valve– Everyone knows the Great Gaben in our Lord and Master. He can do no wrong. How can we do anything but say “all Hail Valve” with the guy who gave us Half-Life 1, 2 and 3. Allowed PUBG and Cuphead to take over our lives, and reminds us that weContinue reading “The Top 7 Game Publishers of All Time, You won’t believe Number 6!”
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The Twelve Gifts of Gaben
Merry Christmas from the Daily Rager. Editor is on vacation, so enjoy and we’ll see you in 2018! On the first day of Christmas Lord Gaben gave to me A free weekend of PUB-G On the second day of Christmas Lord Gaben gave to me 2 games of Portal And a free weekend ofContinue reading “The Twelve Gifts of Gaben”
People’s Republic of Korea Wins Defense of the Elderly Championship, Supreme Leader MVP
by Warren Peace According to Korean Central News Agency, The People’s Republic of Korea’s (North Korea) Nuclear Soliders has won the “Defense of the Elderly” 2017 International. While it is uncertain what this means, many speculate it is a translation error, and they mean the popular Defense of the Ancients 2 (DOTA) MOBA. The NewsContinue reading “People’s Republic of Korea Wins Defense of the Elderly Championship, Supreme Leader MVP”
Gabe Newell Suffers Rare Neurological Disorder
by Warren Peace Gabe Newell, co-founder and president of Valve Corporation, reportedly suffers from a rare neurological disorder, according to reports received by the Daily Rager. While the name of this disorder is unknown (mainly due to the author this piece not being able to spell it. -ed) it apparently effect the area of theContinue reading “Gabe Newell Suffers Rare Neurological Disorder”
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