North Korea Sweeps Over Watch League

Ho Lee Hiel contributed to this article. Korean Central News Agency reports that the Pyongang Nuclear Soldiers, the People’s Republic of Korea’s esports team, has once again swept an esports league, this time the Over Watch League.  Per the report, the North Korean champions handily beat New York Excelsior, “clearly proving the superiority of the braveContinue reading “North Korea Sweeps Over Watch League”

Kim Jong Un Dominates Hearthstone Championship Tour World Championship

by Warren Peace According to reports by the Korean Central News Agency Kim Jong Un, who goes by the handle, Master_ov_te_Universe (sic), swept the HCT world championship completely destroying all “southern rebels” and “the great enemy of the United States.”  The Dear Leader credits thanked himself, for his genuine awesomeness and good looks, while alsoContinue reading “Kim Jong Un Dominates Hearthstone Championship Tour World Championship”

People’s Republic of Korea Wins Defense of the Elderly Championship, Supreme Leader MVP

by Warren Peace According to Korean Central News Agency, The People’s Republic of Korea’s (North Korea) Nuclear Soliders has won the “Defense of the Elderly” 2017 International. While it is uncertain what this means, many speculate it is a translation error, and they mean the popular Defense of the Ancients 2 (DOTA) MOBA. The NewsContinue reading “People’s Republic of Korea Wins Defense of the Elderly Championship, Supreme Leader MVP”

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