Ho Lee Hiel contributed to this article. Korean Central News Agency reports that the Pyongang Nuclear Soldiers, the People’s Republic of Korea’s esports team, has once again swept an esports league, this time the Over Watch League. Per the report, the North Korean champions handily beat New York Excelsior, “clearly proving the superiority of the braveContinue reading “North Korea Sweeps Over Watch League”
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Old Guys Try to Cash in on the e-Sports Thing
by J.K. Guise In a nod to the fact that this is now the 21st Century, it appears that a large group of old guys have noticed eSports. “You know, we realized we were selling stuff to get lazy kids to pay us for soccer, but we found there’s even a esports thing going on,”Continue reading “Old Guys Try to Cash in on the e-Sports Thing”
Selfie Dismissed due to Sexual Harassment
The internet, specifically Reddit, has been rife with discussion and rumors about League of Legends player Selfie and why he is now free agent. Now the Daily Rager has been informed by sources that wish to remain anonymous that Selfie was released from C9 due to allegations of sexual harassment. Our sources tell us thatContinue reading “Selfie Dismissed due to Sexual Harassment”
Your Grandpa Gives His Thoughts on E-Sports
The following is another Op-Ed submitted by your grandpa. Listen kid, I’ve heard all about these esports, and I tell you, you kids don’t know nothing about what sports is. You already sit on your a** all day playing the things, now you’re going to watch others play it? What a waste of time. IContinue reading “Your Grandpa Gives His Thoughts on E-Sports”
Kim Jong Un Dominates Hearthstone Championship Tour World Championship
by Warren Peace According to reports by the Korean Central News Agency Kim Jong Un, who goes by the handle, Master_ov_te_Universe (sic), swept the HCT world championship completely destroying all “southern rebels” and “the great enemy of the United States.” The Dear Leader credits thanked himself, for his genuine awesomeness and good looks, while alsoContinue reading “Kim Jong Un Dominates Hearthstone Championship Tour World Championship”
Team Liquid Announces Hiring of Deep Blue
By J.K. Guise Deep Blue made headlines over two decades ago for defeating Gary Kasprov chess grandmaster in a game of chess. Now it’s found new life on Team Liquid. A spokeswoman said, “We are excited with this opportunity to attract a wider variety of players talent to join our team. Deep Blue will beContinue reading “Team Liquid Announces Hiring of Deep Blue”
Catching up with Shroud
by Ho Lee Hiel In August of this year Michael Grzesiek, more commonly known as Shroud of Cloud9’s CS:GO team, surprised many with his announcement that he would retire from active participation in the team and instead focus on streaming full time. While many had speculated that, at 23, shroud might have been feeling his age,Continue reading “Catching up with Shroud”
People’s Republic of Korea Wins Defense of the Elderly Championship, Supreme Leader MVP
by Warren Peace According to Korean Central News Agency, The People’s Republic of Korea’s (North Korea) Nuclear Soliders has won the “Defense of the Elderly” 2017 International. While it is uncertain what this means, many speculate it is a translation error, and they mean the popular Defense of the Ancients 2 (DOTA) MOBA. The NewsContinue reading “People’s Republic of Korea Wins Defense of the Elderly Championship, Supreme Leader MVP”
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