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Mobile Gamers Upset at Being Treated like Second Class Gamers

by Dra McQueen A group, Mobile Gamers Matter, is protesting what they called “Second Class Citizen Status” among the gaming community. “We demand to be treated with respect and dignity,” says Arthur Heer, MGM’s spokesperson, “We demand coequal consideration with the so called ‘hardcore gamers.’” When asked for their feedback a King spokesman responded byContinue reading “Mobile Gamers Upset at Being Treated like Second Class Gamers”

New Battlefield set to have Improved Game Experience Unlockables

EA has announced that the next installment of their ever popular Battlefield will feature the ability to unlock, for a very small fee, extra features in their game. “You’ll totally be able to play it all the way through without it, but if you want, I don’t know, a cool heat sinking rocket launcher, improvedContinue reading “New Battlefield set to have Improved Game Experience Unlockables”

BREAKING: PlayerUnknown Not Actually Unknown!

by Ho Lee Hiel The developer of popular multiplayer online battle royale game PlayerUnkown’s Battle Ground, or PUBG, is not actually unknown. Following our staff’s extensive research, it was discovered that “PlayerUknown” is actually known as Brendan Greene. This developer, at one point actually shrouded in mystery, is not coming to light and shaking theContinue reading “BREAKING: PlayerUnknown Not Actually Unknown!”

New Assassin’s Creed game so buggy it Initiated SkyNet.

By J.K. Guise We are all familiar with some of gamings more colorful bugs, but what is being called the Magnum Opus of bugs was unleashed by the latest installment of the Assassin’s Creed franchise. A Ubisoft spokesperson today announced that, through a series of strange bugs, the new Assassin Creed Modern Warfare has unleashedContinue reading “New Assassin’s Creed game so buggy it Initiated SkyNet.”

New Study: 86% of Sims Players are Sociopaths

By Dra McQueen We have all heard the debate about gaming and increasing sociopathic tendencies. Whether it is TV pundits making grand statements about games they have never seen, attorneys trying to tie shootings to video games, or even game developers really trying to cement the narrative, there is a lot of people who claimContinue reading “New Study: 86% of Sims Players are Sociopaths”

Catching up with Shroud

by Ho Lee Hiel In August of this year Michael Grzesiek, more commonly known as Shroud of Cloud9’s CS:GO team, surprised many with his announcement that he would retire from active participation in the team and instead focus on streaming full time. While many had speculated that, at 23, shroud might have been feeling his age,Continue reading “Catching up with Shroud”

People’s Republic of Korea Wins Defense of the Elderly Championship, Supreme Leader MVP

by Warren Peace According to Korean Central News Agency, The People’s Republic of Korea’s (North Korea) Nuclear Soliders has won the “Defense of the Elderly” 2017 International. While it is uncertain what this means, many speculate it is a translation error, and they mean the popular Defense of the Ancients 2 (DOTA) MOBA. The NewsContinue reading “People’s Republic of Korea Wins Defense of the Elderly Championship, Supreme Leader MVP”

Gamers Reportedly Involved in Prostituion

The following article comes from CBS News: As allegations have racked the entertainment industry, CBS News has uncovered allegations that the MOBA “League of Legends” is being used as a front for prostituting a young child. Reports indicate that one young child of about pre-school age named “Annie” has been prostituted for years. Our investigativeContinue reading “Gamers Reportedly Involved in Prostituion”

Exclusive- StarCraft is Gaming Industry Allegory

by Huma Niety The Daily Rager has discovered that the ground breaking RTS video game StarCraft has an underlying subtext woven into the game. According to our sources, Chris Metzen one of the games creators conceived of it after a night of drunken revelry with co-creator, James Phinney, and Mr. Metzen began calling video game giant,Continue reading “Exclusive- StarCraft is Gaming Industry Allegory”

Gabe Newell Suffers Rare Neurological Disorder

by Warren Peace Gabe Newell, co-founder and president of Valve Corporation, reportedly suffers from a rare neurological disorder, according to reports received by the Daily Rager. While the name of this disorder is unknown (mainly due to the author this piece not being able to spell it. -ed) it apparently effect the area of theContinue reading “Gabe Newell Suffers Rare Neurological Disorder”