by J.K. Guise Many gamers are surprised to find themselves apparently stuck in a time loop. The temporal effect curves time back in on itself, creating a repeat experience and it totally due to quantum. This particular loops is particularly cruel in that it appears to that most if not all middle aged gamers areContinue reading “Strange Phenomenon Causing Some Gamers to Re-Live the 1990s”
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Interview with a Sim
The following is an interview done with your Sim- Interviewer (I): So, tell us what it’s like to be a sim. Sim (S): Bubeda nadeesh, doodah trodash eeluka. Socka moo deedup banglush veera tunka miadlu. I: So, it’s safe to say you overall are pleased with how things are? S: Fretishe bieln zoobaten. Houpa dumaContinue reading “Interview with a Sim”
Rumor: Grand Theft Auto is going to Debase Women and go PC
by Warren Piece Rumors have surfaced that the latest Grand Theft Auto game will have female protagonists. As could be expected by such a controversial news, there has been much outrage. According to one scientific poll, nearly half of the respondents either would not buy such a game, or would buy it but believed itContinue reading “Rumor: Grand Theft Auto is going to Debase Women and go PC”
Point-Counterpoint: Games Lead to Violence v. Shut up and kill yourself, I’m f***ing s*** up over here!
Unless you live under a rock, you know we are once again debating evil, it’s cause, and how to stop it. While questions of policy on fire arms, school security, and how much 17 year olds are free thinkers vs useful tools in political debate are being debated on much less prestigious news sites, theContinue reading “Point-Counterpoint: Games Lead to Violence v. Shut up and kill yourself, I’m f***ing s*** up over here!”
All Time Record for Pre-Order Sales Broken
by Ho Lee Hiel In a surprising turn of events, it appears that a new video game soon to be released by Private Division, a subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive, has broken all time record for pre-order sales. What’s surprising to many is the subject matter: My Little Pony. While exact data on record pre-order isContinue reading “All Time Record for Pre-Order Sales Broken”
Rainbow Six and Division have Novelized Spinoffs
By J.K. Guise If you’re a gamer even somewhat interested in the action genre you have definitely heard of Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six, Tom Clancy’s The Division, Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell, and Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon. These popular titles have their lovers and haters, but no one can doubt that they are high profile games. Continue reading “Rainbow Six and Division have Novelized Spinoffs”
So, You Need a New Personal Trainer?
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WHO identifies Gaming Disorder, Gamers declare they can quit whenever they want.
by P.N. Guinn The World Health Organization has rolled out a Beta Definition for a new disorder: Gaming Disorder. Though currently in its Beta status, the intent is clearly present to release the disorder in the upcoming ICD-11. This has provoked much conversation within the gaming and medical community. Dr. Dyat Pepa tells us that,Continue reading “WHO identifies Gaming Disorder, Gamers declare they can quit whenever they want.”
North Korea Sweeps Over Watch League
Ho Lee Hiel contributed to this article. Korean Central News Agency reports that the Pyongang Nuclear Soldiers, the People’s Republic of Korea’s esports team, has once again swept an esports league, this time the Over Watch League. Per the report, the North Korean champions handily beat New York Excelsior, “clearly proving the superiority of the braveContinue reading “North Korea Sweeps Over Watch League”
Man Marries his Sim
by Warren Piece Sims is one of the great games of the 21st Century. While not everyone agrees it is positive, it is hard to dispute its legacy. The Sims has introduced nuances to people’s lives, allowed exploration of architecture and design, and even introduced one couple to their future spouse. Now, it has introducedContinue reading “Man Marries his Sim”
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