All Time Record for Pre-Order Sales Broken

by Ho Lee Hiel

In a surprising turn of events, it appears that a new video game soon to be released by Private Division, a subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive, has broken all time record for pre-order sales. What’s surprising to many is the subject matter: My Little Pony. While exact data on record pre-order is hard to locate, a spokesperson for Private Division stated, “We’re pretty sure 25 million is a record, and it’s climbing fast.”

The game is a multi-platform RPG/adventure game featuring the main characters of the cartoon series “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.” The series is famous for being intended for children, stereotypically girls, but having a surprising number of adult male fans, termed “bronies.” These men are often very open about their enjoyment of the show, and defend it as perfectly normal enjoyment of high quality story telling.

It is believed this group is the primary driver of such prolific sales.

While details of the games full game and story are not fully known as of yet, rumors swirl surrounding the game. Many have expressed excitement at the rumor of having the full cast available for game play. Others are insistent full exploration of the entire world of Equestria.

The most bizarre rumor is the presence of a full on sexual material reminiscent of the notorious adult themed “eroge” games.

When asked, many bronies seem taken aback about questions about sex in My Little Pony. “Look, yeah, I’ve heard about it, but that’s not why I ordered the game,” says redditor PinkiePiesStud, “I just want to be able to play Pinkie Pie through the whole game experience…”

“Look, just because I enjoyed Princess Molestia doesn’t mean I’m ordering just so I can do sex scenes with Celestia,” says another bronies who goes by UnihornyforPonies, “But, well…nevermind.”

Thus far Private Division has not officially acknowledged whether there is such a scene or not.