Interview with a Sim

The following is an interview done with your Sim-

Interviewer (I): So, tell us what it’s like to be a sim.

Sim (S): Bubeda nadeesh, doodah trodash eeluka.  Socka moo deedup banglush veera tunka miadlu.

I: So, it’s safe to say you overall are pleased with how things are?

S: Fretishe bieln zoobaten. Houpa duma dreg salish.  Looka dungledorish aerwist dope ba pangooku.  Domist da bruva doo.  Jowllein zi quira jupa nit. Etoo wompf es fredesche.  Sameh to dida.  Bush keepa, dome pillga.
I: -laughs- I guess that makes sense.  So, what would you say are some of your biggest struggles?

S: Etoo donda pooli ompfed.  Neeshga trug doofd nah poolu.  Oobin, doob trakie doogit nah pananat dis turbedi tal dinga fa.  Pobin mawt riffen dodonga pilart vert gwanda frult.  Obit topenga ahrlug drioml. Horfin dopliget serx jugli dafin warbug seban polert.

I: We have to take advantage of the moment we all have before they are gone.

S: Pidunit!  Rehid slowpi mahr dulgid.  Vert gwandat topenga ba pangooki. Bruva jupa dida saltagnis blark boninga. Wobin dylgin girgil defurtes.  Meil subin poolu pananat dopliget serx pillga keepa.  Homa yifilgi.

I: So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

S: Polgonic mose blursh sufin! -both laugh-  Sobin olzfarugama dilneig fa paliteya topenga pilart socka.  Hopa blark doob sameh.

I: Any thing else you would like everyone to know?

S: Somata, no simlishinga.  Somana di etoo donda doob turedi.

I: Thank you so much for your time.  We hope to see you doing well in the future, and good luck on your aspirations.

S: Vadish!  Nama poltiz.