by P.N. Guinn The following is from a player who wishes to remain anonymous. You know, I tell everyone that I’m awesome. You know in CS:GO I play and I occasionally win and tell my team they’re welcome for the carry. But when I lose, I blame them for not covering my flank, or playingContinue reading “Player Confessions- “I actually suck.””
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Strange Phenomenon Causing Some Gamers to Re-Live the 1990s
by J.K. Guise Many gamers are surprised to find themselves apparently stuck in a time loop. The temporal effect curves time back in on itself, creating a repeat experience and it totally due to quantum. This particular loops is particularly cruel in that it appears to that most if not all middle aged gamers areContinue reading “Strange Phenomenon Causing Some Gamers to Re-Live the 1990s”
WHO identifies Gaming Disorder, Gamers declare they can quit whenever they want.
by P.N. Guinn The World Health Organization has rolled out a Beta Definition for a new disorder: Gaming Disorder. Though currently in its Beta status, the intent is clearly present to release the disorder in the upcoming ICD-11. This has provoked much conversation within the gaming and medical community. Dr. Dyat Pepa tells us that,Continue reading “WHO identifies Gaming Disorder, Gamers declare they can quit whenever they want.”
Man Marries his Sim
by Warren Piece Sims is one of the great games of the 21st Century. While not everyone agrees it is positive, it is hard to dispute its legacy. The Sims has introduced nuances to people’s lives, allowed exploration of architecture and design, and even introduced one couple to their future spouse. Now, it has introducedContinue reading “Man Marries his Sim”
Academics Launch into Study to Explore how Video Games Let Players Do Things and How that Fits into Society
High academics is known for its numerous contributions to our body of knowledge. Whether it’s discovery of subatomic particles, development of revolutionary understandings of the human body and resulting medicines, or the advent of the very thing that allows you to read this high quality news publication, the world of academic research has created numerousContinue reading “Academics Launch into Study to Explore how Video Games Let Players Do Things and How that Fits into Society”
EXCLUSIVE: One Development Team makes 80% of Mobile Games
by P.N. Guinn Much has been said about mobile gamers within the mobile gaming community. As startling discovery has been made regarding mobile games. In our indepth research, it has been discovered that 4 out of 5 mobile games are all made by the same development team. Many have noticed the similarity between various gamesContinue reading “EXCLUSIVE: One Development Team makes 80% of Mobile Games”
Console Wars Spill Over and Begin World War 3
In a stunning turn of events, the Console Wars have rapidly evolved into World War 3 following a speech by Russian President Vladimir Putin. During his speech, given to the State Duma, the lower house of the Russian legislature, Putin stated, “We clearly recognize that Russia’s sovereignty, traditions and strength are best exemplified by theContinue reading “Console Wars Spill Over and Begin World War 3”
Completionist Struggling to Complete Everything
by Warren Piece It started for Maximus Fine at age 10 when he managed to hit 100% on Super Mario World. “That thrill was more than I expected, seeing that completion. It kind of got me hooked,” Max tells the Daily Rager. “From there, I was a completionist through and through, and 100% Completionist!” WhetherContinue reading “Completionist Struggling to Complete Everything”
Almost all Games Further the Patriarchy vs. Get Back in the Kitchen
Today’s column is a debate between two self-identified gamers: GamHer and Trolo1o69 on sexism and gaming today. GamHer(GH): Listen, games are, almost by definition, sexist aggression handed down by the patriarchy. First video game? Made by a man. Most games? Lead by heteronormative cisgendered males. The whole thing has been a cesspool. There have beenContinue reading “Almost all Games Further the Patriarchy vs. Get Back in the Kitchen”
Architect Student Protesting Denial of Sims House for Masters Thesis
by P.N. Guinn Daniel Attme, a student in the MS of Architecture at University of Virginia, has declared that program is biased against his preferred medium of work, The Sims 4. “Look, we design these things on computer programs, why can’t we build them?” the 23 year old tells the Daily Rager. He reports havingContinue reading “Architect Student Protesting Denial of Sims House for Masters Thesis”
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