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Bowser to Win the Heart of the Princess

by P. N. Guinn Questions have been posed, and the Daily Rager has investigated, what will those in the video game world do for the New Year’s resolution, and who will actually stick to it? We interviewed dozens of characters, from the well known to the obscure, and most came up with the usual. “LoseContinue reading “Bowser to Win the Heart of the Princess”

Speed Runner Finds Legal Consequences to His Latest Passion.

Meet Michael Summer, a man who is passionate about charity. Unfortunately, Michael has run afoul with the law in his passion and is facing felony possession of a controlled substance charges. Additionally, Michael is perhaps is a little confused to boot. “It all started when I heard about speed running and some event called AGDQ2018,” MichaelContinue reading “Speed Runner Finds Legal Consequences to His Latest Passion.”

EA Announces formation of new Development Studio: EA Recycled

by Warren Peace Citing success of a numerous redux versions of older games, EA has announced the formation for “EA REmastered” which will focus exclusively on redoing old games to release. The spokesman for EA pointed to examples of Skyrim Special Edition, Doom and Pokemon as successful franchises that have been remastered versions of old game. Continue reading “EA Announces formation of new Development Studio: EA Recycled”

Selfie Dismissed due to Sexual Harassment

The internet, specifically Reddit, has been rife with discussion and rumors about League of Legends player Selfie and why he is now free agent. Now the Daily Rager has been informed by sources that wish to remain anonymous that Selfie was released from C9 due to allegations of sexual harassment. Our sources tell us thatContinue reading “Selfie Dismissed due to Sexual Harassment”

The Twelve Gifts of Gaben

Merry Christmas from the Daily Rager. Editor is on vacation, so enjoy and we’ll see you in 2018! On the first day of Christmas Lord Gaben gave to me A free weekend of PUB-G On the second day of Christmas Lord Gaben gave to me 2 games of Portal And a free weekend ofContinue reading “The Twelve Gifts of Gaben”

Your Grandpa Gives His Thoughts on E-Sports

The following is another Op-Ed submitted by your grandpa. Listen kid, I’ve heard all about these esports, and I tell you, you kids don’t know nothing about what sports is. You already sit on your a** all day playing the things, now you’re going to watch others play it? What a waste of time. IContinue reading “Your Grandpa Gives His Thoughts on E-Sports”

Kim Jong Un Dominates Hearthstone Championship Tour World Championship

by Warren Peace According to reports by the Korean Central News Agency Kim Jong Un, who goes by the handle, Master_ov_te_Universe (sic), swept the HCT world championship completely destroying all “southern rebels” and “the great enemy of the United States.” The Dear Leader credits thanked himself, for his genuine awesomeness and good looks, while alsoContinue reading “Kim Jong Un Dominates Hearthstone Championship Tour World Championship”

World’s Most Realistic War Video Game in Works

By P.N. Guinn Hyper-realistic war games have been a staple of the industry. But one devloper aimsto up the ante. Occording to our inside sources, Battlefield Iraq aims to be the most realistic war based shooter yet. The game, per the developer, has drawn deeply from many of the War on Terror’s most experienced veteransContinue reading “World’s Most Realistic War Video Game in Works”

New Pokemon Working Name Revealed

by J.K. Guise Insiders familiar with the project tell the Daily Rager that the newest generation of Pokemon game has been given the working name “Reused” and “Recycled”. While some have questioned whether this is a cynical statement about the nature of Pokemon’s flagship series, a spokesperson for Game Freak stated, “The purpose of theContinue reading “New Pokemon Working Name Revealed”