The Top 7 Game Publishers of All Time, You won’t believe Number 6!

by E. Mersev

1. Valve– Everyone knows the Great Gaben in our Lord and Master.  He can do no wrong.  How can we do anything but say “all Hail Valve” with the guy who gave us Half-Life 1, 2 and 3.  Allowed PUBG and Cuphead to take over our lives, and reminds us that we can skip a few meals if Blood Bowl goes on stale in the Summer?

2. Ubisoft– Who else would reveal the truth that murdering people as a profession is noble, while a public order of religious knights are evil bastards?  Hello!  Plus, they made a movie of it!  Oh, and they may have started the Machine Apocalypse, but hey, we welcome our machine overlords!

3. Nintendo– We all owe our lives as gamers to Shigeru Miyamoto.  If you are not a fan boy, at least somewhat, you need to get out.  Plus, we get wacky and zany things that we wouldn’t have otherwise.  And no, I’m not stuck in a regressive state of perpetual 9 years old, the games really have depth and I like them.  Stop making fun of me!

4. Square Enix– So, let’s be honest.  You have to admire a company that just can’t figure out when to end something that’s literally called “Final.”  Reminds me of my two year old when I tell him, “This is the last.” and he replies “again!”  Aw, what a joy.

5. Konami– This goes down for one reason alone: wise men free themselves of prima donna’s who don’t do anything memorable or original for your franchises.  Metal Gear really needed a shake up and they have TOTALLY nailed it with MSG Survive!

6. Electronic Arts– Oh yeah, good old EA.  We know, they have made some awesome decisions of late. We especially admire the fact that they continue to chug on, despite all the backlash.  After all, $5.1 Billion says it all about how good they really are, right?

7. Sony– You have to admire a company for it’s wholesome feel, a history of working well with players, and just overall being nice people, just as The Gord!