Ho Lee Hiel contributed to this article.
Korean Central News Agency reports that the Pyongang Nuclear Soldiers, the People’s Republic of Korea’s esports team, has once again swept an esports league, this time the Over Watch League. Per the report, the North Korean champions handily beat New York Excelsior, “clearly proving the superiority of the brave men of the Korean people and their ability to triumph over the greedy capitalists of New York, America!”
As has been the custom, Kim Jong Un was awarded MVP both for his “outstanding play, featuring an amazing K/D Ration of 238, and his “inspirational leadership and coaching.” The Supreme Leader apparently played nothing but Genji the entire time, though most had suspected he would main either Road Hog due to his ability to identify with the character or Pharah due to his penchant for rockets.
When asked for comments a spokewoman from Blizzard Entertainment stated, “We are not aware of anything compute related but hacking coming out of Pyongang.”
The New York Excelsior’s spokesman stated, “I would love to see the North Korean’s play in OWL. After all, they might actually get a decent meal while in Los Angeles.”
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