World’s Most Realistic War Video Game in Works

By P.N. Guinn

Hyper-realistic war games have been a staple of the industry. But one devloper aimsto up the ante. Occording to our inside sources, Battlefield Iraq aims to be the most realistic war based shooter yet.

The game, per the developer, has drawn deeply from many of the War on Terror’s most experienced veterans to create a realistic experience. “We are honored and proud to work with such an amazing people with real world experience. ”

The Daily Rager managed to get access to early access Alpha and it is a genuinely different experience. For example, the first mission involves standing guard for 10 hours straight. The immersive experience allows you to draw a penis on the wall, argue with your squad mate on which actress is hottest, have some “personal time” or even light your pubic hair on fire.

The next mission involves walking down a road while kids take candy and then, when it runs out, throw rocks at you. During that mission you eventually encounter an IED and set up a cordon and wait 5 hours for EOD.

We’re told the tutorial will involve sweeping dirt and painting rocks.

“We were trying recreate things as accurately as possible,” said our source, “it must have worked because most veterans we’ve had test this alpha throw down the controller and tell us it’s triggering some really bad PTSD symtpoms.”

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