Your Grandpa Gives his Thoughts on Video Games

The following is an Op-ed submitted by you grandpa:

Kids these days, all you do is play those video games.  I mean, I remember when kids used to go outside and play!  Then we’d all come home and watch good ol’ TV shows like Leave it to Beaver and things.  We’d watch it until night comes and they stopped broadcasting.

Not you kids, no it’s all Games games game, sitting their fiddling on those things.  Hell, you could at least see what’s on the news!  I mean, sure, they’re screaming and spinning, but at least you know what they’re spinning about.  Never good to be uninformed.

Oh, and another thing, why don’t you go out and play?  When I was your age I played outside, we threw rocks at each other, rolled in the mud, and drove our cars around.  Now, you kids can’t drive like we could, we could cruise but you all drive crazy like you’re in a hurry or something.  Slow and steady.

And, oh, can you show me how to set up my compute for that Met Flick thing?  I hear they got good TV shows.  So get your keister over here and get me on it, I got some shows to watch.