Mobile Gamers Upset at Being Treated like Second Class Gamers

by Dra McQueen

A group, Mobile Gamers Matter, is protesting what they called “Second Class Citizen Status” among the gaming community. “We demand to be treated with respect and dignity,” says Arthur Heer, MGM’s spokesperson, “We demand coequal consideration with the so called ‘hardcore gamers.'”

When asked for their feedback a King spokesman responded by saying, “Yeah, right.” They then filed copyright for the term Mobile Gamers Matter and sued the gamers for infringement.

Disney Interactive, for their part, was more receptive. Their spokeswoman said, “To commemorate how much we appreciate our mobile customers we are releasing on all platforms a trophy celebrating mobile gamers. It can be purchased for just $1.99.”

The MGM crowd for their part were scheduled to demonstrate in front of the Super Cell Headquarters but no showed up when when an ad featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger was released announcing Mobile Strike- Nuclear Holocaust release the day of the protest.