by Ho Lee Hiel
The developer of popular multiplayer online battle royale game PlayerUnkown’s Battle Ground, or PUBG, is not actually unknown. Following our staff’s extensive research, it was discovered that “PlayerUknown” is actually known as Brendan Greene. This developer, at one point actually shrouded in mystery, is not coming to light and shaking the foundation of the gaming world’s faith in anonymity.
“It’s like, who can be anonymous anymore?” says Trollzmyteam123, “If you can’t even really be a PlayerUknown, they may even out griefers and trolls…not that I have anything to worry about.”
When asked for comment, Mr Greene attempted to misdirect the issue, telling us, “It’s on f***ing Wikipedia, how can you be so stupid?”
When asked if this changes their opinion of the gaming developer, most of the community seemed apathetic. One representative PUBG player told us, “What do I care? I just want to be able to actually beat Dr. Disreprespect.”
Clearly, the PUBG community is not aware of the implications. Everything it is founded on in is a LIE! If we cannot believe that PlayerUnknown is actually unknown, can we believe that the Level 3 helmet is actually level 3? How do we know that is really a school and not some strange cult temple? Be warned, Mr. Greene, we at the Daily Rager will continue to watch you and out any of these other secrets…
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